Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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