There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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