That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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