i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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