I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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