The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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