Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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