But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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