So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
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