Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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