Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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