Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
These tits shall not be calmed
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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