Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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