is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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