How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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