Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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