I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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