Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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