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Puke
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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