I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I need a beard to bite.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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