soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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