So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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