Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize