i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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