question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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