it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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