Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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