yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
