oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize