Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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