she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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