YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
She swung at the pinata with crutches
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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