hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Betty ford says i'm here all night
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
