Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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