i think my mom watched the whole time
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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