This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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