he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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