He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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