...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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