Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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