i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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