Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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