It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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