If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
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