Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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