Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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