She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Sex in the backyard? Check.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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