Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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