Can Purell be used as lube?
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
Randomize
