Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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