just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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