their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I'm at about main and main street
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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