No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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