Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Randomize