what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Randomize
