She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Best friends brother. Beat that.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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