my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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