And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I have post one night stand depression
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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