ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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