well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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